Kent Lane Kronikals 1

Did you see the cops on Kent lane two weeks ago? Well, lemme just tell ya they were serving Baby's Mama (across the street in the yellow house) papers. The cop serving just so happen to talk to Captn outside & stated she was being sued for child support..FOR THE CHILD SHE GAVE UP TO THE DAD & WON'T PAY FOR. Oh yes, not only does she have 4 kids & 4 baby daddy, she has 5 baby & 5 baby daddy. Oh, the tangled web we weave.

Daniel, who lives in the pink house, was robbed day before yesterday. Since I am an amateur detective, I think it was the group of boys who come down Kent Lane to visit baby mama's youngest daughter who is 13. I saw this group of boys sitting on Daniel's retaining wall throwing rocks into the road a few days before he was robbed. Now, maybe they were just sitting throwing rocks...maybe not. Daniel has a broken garage door that can pushed up with lil or no effort. The only things taken were 2 motorcycle helmets, a leather riding jacket and two laptops. Now, if the robber had a car, wouldn't you think they would take his flat screen tvs, his game thingy and at least his booze? But if you were in the 8th grade and on foot, it wouldn't be weird to see some boys carrying helmets & laptops. Just sayin.

Dawg's dog has been on baby mama's porch now for 4 days. He drives up and down the street 87 times a day and he hasn't picked the dog up to take it home once. Winner.

Jeff Davis (across the street from Randy) called the Marshall's office and reported everyone who has a junkie house EXCEPT Cory & Luann. So, the guy on the corner has cleaned up some stuff. I can't believe it! Now I just wish Cory & Luann would decide which car they will drive & not have 14 cars all over the yard.

Sigh.